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    Standard Die Ameise

    Um die Lösung vorwegzunehmen: Die Ameise baute sich ein Boot und segelte in Gegenden, in denen man nicht vorsorgen muß, dafür aber sein Boot in gutem Zustand halten.




    THE ANT AND THE
    GRASSHOPPER
    This one is a little different...... Two
    Different Versions....
    .............. Two Different Morals

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    OLD VERSION

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all
    summer long, building
    his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a
    fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer
    away..
    Come winter, the ant is warm
    and well fed.
    The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he
    dies out in the cold.









    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be
    responsible for yourself!

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    MODERN
    VERSION

    The ant works hard
    in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
    building his house and
    laying up supplies for the winter.
    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool
    and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
    Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
    conference and demands to know why the ant should
    be
    allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and
    starving.
    CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to
    provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next
    to a
    video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
    filled with food.
    America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
    How can this be, that in a country of such wealth,
    this poor grasshopper is allowed
    to suffer so?



    Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the
    grasshopper and everybody
    cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green ...'
    ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's
    house
    where the news stations film the group singing, We
    shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright

    has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
    grasshopper's
    sake.
    President Obama condemns
    the ant and blames
    President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher
    Columbus, and the Pope

    for the grasshopper's plight.
    Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with
    Larry King that the ant has gotten
    rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both
    call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make
    him pay his fair share.
    Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
    Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning
    of


    the summer.
    The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate
    number of green bugs and, having nothing left to
    pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
    the Government Green Czar and given
    to the grasshopper..
    The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his
    free-loading
    friends finishing up the last bits of the ants food
    while the government house he is
    in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old
    house,
    crumbles around them because the grasshopper
    doesn't
    maintain it.
    The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be
    seen again.
    The grasshopper is found
    dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
    abandoned, is taken over
    by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle,
    once prosperous
    and once peaceful, neighborhood.



    The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the
    free world with it.

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    Zitat Zitat von Nelson Beitrag anzeigen
    Um die Lösung vorwegzunehmen: Die Ameise baute sich ein Boot und segelte in Gegenden, in denen man nicht vorsorgen muß, dafür aber sein Boot in gutem Zustand halten.
    Was mich ja immer wundert: wenn ihre Lebensweise so viel sinnvoller ist als die des Grashüpfers, warum muss die Ameise dann so irrsinnig viel Propaganda treiben und andere sogar militärisch von ihrer Lebensweise "überzeugen"?

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    Nelson, irgendwann bekommst Du schon den politischen Ehren-Missionarsorden des Forums... solange nimm den hier:



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    Die Ameisen

    In Hamburg lebten zwei Ameisen,
    die wollten nach Australien reisen.
    Bei Altona, auf der Chaussee,
    da taten ihnen die Beine weh,
    und da verzichteten sie weise
    dann auf den letzten Teil der Reise.

    (Joachim Ringelnatz)

    Gruss
    Heino

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